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Shelly: We're getting married!!! Eric: Come on little ballerina, it's getting cold. S: Let's go home, handsome. E: Got something in mind? S: Something. {car speeding along lonely highway} E: Looks like rain. S: I'm so happy, Eric. - - - - - - - - {car broken down} E: Damn! I think I threw a rod. S: Can you fix it? E: Not here, I can't. {bottle thrown from passing car} S: What was that Eric? E: Just some kids honey... They're backing up Shelly. Shelly I want you to lock the doors and roll up the windows. S: What's happening Eric? E: Everything is going to be OK Shelly. S: But Eric... E: Its going to be OK.

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T-Bird: Any parting words for your pretty little boyfriend honey? Funboy: Yo, T-Bird, go on an' do him. Shelly: Please... T: That's the best you can do? For shame... Eric: ...Don't... The Crow: HEY, ERIC...       IT'S OK. B O O M Funboy: Look T...his hair's on fire... Crow: IT AIN'T YOUR FAULT, BOY. T: One hot individual. - - - - - - - - {in hospital...doctors working frantically} Crow: ERIC... HEY ERIC... IT'S ME Doctor: Heartbeat?! Heartbeat??! Crow: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? WHAT KIND OF STUNT IS THIS? LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, YOU HAVE RESPONSIBILITIES JUNIOR. "Bring me the head of David," SHE SAID. Doctor: "OK, shut it down." D: "Anyone save a prayer?" D: "Next of kin?" D: "Girlfriend's in the next room." D: "Hysterical?" D: "DOA." D: "Wonderful."

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